WANTED: A REAL HIGH FLYER!
We are seeking to recruit an enthusiastic
and energetic individual to help us
maintain a highly successful
home delivery service.
The ideal candidate will join a small but
committed and dynamic team based at our
North Pole offices.
The job will involve some unsociable hours
and inclement weather, with various duties, including
the lifting and transporting
of existing stockings.
Applicants must be willing to travel long
distances and be capable of meeting tight
installation deadlines.
You will also possess excellent
communication skills
(with a good understanding of the
command "Whoooaaa, boy"),a clean
sleigh pulling licence and a perfect sense
of direction.
A background in haulage work,a liking
for snow and previous experience of icy
rooftops are a distinct advantage.
This is a seasonal opportunity
with an excellent holiday package.
It is a temporary position only, though
is expected to lead to a more "stable"
position due to the ongoing popularity of
Christmas.
Starting salary dependent on age and
fondness for raw carrots.
Please provide two glowing references
(and preferably, proof of a glowing nose)
with your application.
If you want to help us deliver quality
goods to homes all over the world then
please apply now to
Santa Claus
c/o The "Steering" Committee
Presents Unlimited,
Christmas Corner,
North Pole.
Interviews will be held on December
24th with view to immediate start.
Graham Denton
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